dimanche 26 novembre 2017

Nuptials On The Beach Include A Drone Wedding Video Florida Keys

By Barbara Young


Couples planning a wedding should probably rethink their decision and remain on a friends with benefits basis forever. Unfortunately, many young men and women still think they need to tie the knot. For those planning to jump into this frying pan on the beach, a drone wedding video Florida Keys is part of the package.

Of course, you can get your cousin Leonard to fly his homemade neighbor spy cam for free. There are likely to be entertaining snippets left between frames of your rainy day nuptials that include Mrs. Jones and her pool boy. If cousin Leonard is REALLY careless, he might even leave footage of the party he held at that pool after the two of them ran off from Mr. Jones, taking the maid and his bank account with them.

The couple is probably not aware that this Denizen of the Dark Room has taken less than 100 successful photographs in his career so far. They most certainly are not privy to the fact that he just drank a pint of bourbon since breakfast, so the video portion of this family album may seem more like excerpts from Cloverfield than the execution of a the ill-fated promise; Till Death Do Us Part.

Naturally, there has to be a representative of the religious community present for these ancient rites of passage. While some people might prefer to bring the one who performed their own fundamental brainwashing many years ago, this might not be possible. Should the wedding be scheduled for a Sunday, the possibility of bringing their own church clown lessens.

Also at our disposal are several men and women of God. We keep them around just in case talking the happy couple out of their union fails. No matter what religious orientation this new duo argues about, we have a Minister, Rabbi, Priest(ess), or Guru available to perform the execution ... I mean wedding.

Most young people wishing for a barefoot and possibly pregnant run under the shotgun intend to obligate their extended families to purchase plane tickets and rooms. In fact, sometimes it seems almost as if the couples are in league with Air-Tran Airways and Motel 6 when they plan it all. Kinfolk get the hook when the bride-to-be blushes and gushes about how they HAVE to be there.

Fear not the rain on this most gut-wrenching of days. Our operation is both elegant and professional, as you can see from the photographs taken by our licensed drone pilot photographer. Should the day spirits date to speak whispers of drizzle and drear, there will be lights and heaters under an instant enclosure.

The bride, groom, and pastor will all be wired to ensure that, when they take their vows it is audible enough that neither can deny what they said years later. The sound of the aircraft will not be audible to anyone on the beach, or in the enclosure. Every moment will be caught from a variety of angles, with footage of the attendees cut in to tell the story of their special day.




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